Sarah, Say it Ain't So

It is with great sadness that I inform our readers that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin will relinquish her post on July 26, 2009. Palin, who many of us came to love and adore during the 2008 presidential race, has decided her lieutenant governor is better suited for running the state of Alaska. Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell will now be responsible for monitoring Russia as it rears it's head in Alaskan airspace.

My only consolation comes from knowing Ms. Palin made this decision after much “prayer and consideration.” I wish her well and hope to catch a wink in the many days between July 26, 2009 and November 6, 2012.